The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.