The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Williams gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
76%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.