The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.
74%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.