The Hamstring Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.