The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Williams gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
79%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.