The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach says Williams is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.