The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
87%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.