The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.