The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Coach says Williams is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.