The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Williams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.