The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Williams breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.