The Late Scratch Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.