The Phantom Flag Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McConkey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McConkey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.