The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McConkey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.