The Phantom Flag Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- Ref: "Number McConkey, that's a flag." McConkey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McConkey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McConkey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.