The Phantom Flag Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Raiders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.