The Garbage-Time Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
89%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Raiders's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.