The Late Scratch Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
89%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Raiders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.