The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Raiders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.