The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Raiders, Raiders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.