The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Raiders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Raiders scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.