The Late Scratch Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
84%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Raiders, Raiders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.