The Mystery Tweak Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
74%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Raiders, Raiders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Matt Gay
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- Ian Thomas
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- Michael Mayer
FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.