The Mystery Tweak Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Raiders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Raiders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.