The Garbage-Time Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raiders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ashton Jeanty
- Brock Bowers
- Fernando Mendoza
- Mike Washington Jr.
- Jalen Nailor
- Tre Tucker
- Jack Bech
- Matt Gay
- Carter Runyon
- Ian Thomas
- Deven Thompkins
- Michael Mayer
FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.