The Mystery Tweak Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
83%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Raiders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.