The Hamstring Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
88%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raiders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.