The Late Scratch Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Raiders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
75%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Raiders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Matt Gay
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- Ian Thomas
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- Michael Mayer
FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.