The Bad Spot Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Raiders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Raiders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.