The Prevent Defense Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Raiders scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ashton Jeanty
- Brock Bowers
- Fernando Mendoza
- Mike Washington Jr.
- Jalen Nailor
- Tre Tucker
- Jack Bech
- Matt Gay
- Carter Runyon
- Ian Thomas
- Deven Thompkins
- Michael Mayer
FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.