The Late Scratch Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
77%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raiders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.