The Late Scratch Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
86%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Raiders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.