The Mystery Tweak Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
85%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Raiders, Raiders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ashton Jeanty
- Brock Bowers
- Fernando Mendoza
- Mike Washington Jr.
- Jalen Nailor
- Tre Tucker
- Jack Bech
- Matt Gay
- Carter Runyon
- Ian Thomas
- Deven Thompkins
- Michael Mayer
FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.