The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Raiders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
89%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raiders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.