The Late Scratch Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Raiders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.