The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raiders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.