The Prevent Defense Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Raiders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
80%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Raiders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.