The Hamstring Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Raiders scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ashton Jeanty
- Brock Bowers
- Fernando Mendoza
- Mike Washington Jr.
- Jalen Nailor
- Tre Tucker
- Jack Bech
- Matt Gay
- Carter Runyon
- Ian Thomas
- Deven Thompkins
- Michael Mayer
FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.