The Prevent Defense Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
85%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Raiders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.