The Hamstring Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Raiders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
91%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Raiders, Raiders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.