The Blown Coverage Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Raiders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
77%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raiders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.