The Blown Coverage Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Raiders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.