The Mystery Tweak Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
74%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Raiders scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Bowers
- Fernando Mendoza
- Mike Washington Jr.
- Jalen Nailor
- Tre Tucker
- Jack Bech
- Matt Gay
- Carter Runyon
- Ian Thomas
- Deven Thompkins
- Michael Mayer
FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.