The Snap Count Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Raiders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
75%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raiders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.