The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Krieg gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krieg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.