The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Krieg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.