The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Chargers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.