The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Chargers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
91%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Chargers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.