The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
88%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chargers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
- Quentin Johnston
- Cameron Dicker
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.