The Prevent Defense Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Chargers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
78%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chargers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.